Thursday 11 August 2011

Public service announcement

Dear women of the world, I do not possess the monetary capacities to keep up with your wishes and demands so, until the great global financial crisis is all but forgotten, feel free to buy your own cupcakes, muffins, concert tickets, caffe macchiatos and all other various whatnots you seem to enjoy and which I end up paying.

38 comments:

  1. lol. what a lack of gallantry :D

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  2. If this was facebook, I'd like this

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  3. hahaha nice! I like this blog!

    +follow

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  4. You're obviously unlucky. My girlfriend flat-out refuses to let me buy things for her. I don't get it.

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  5. Why oh why! Hahaha.
    But I don't believe in one party paying the bills all the time.

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  6. Straight up, nut up, you're not balling if you're buying everything.

    Hench

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  7. I'm glad I go for cheap women.

    Cough.

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  8. lol
    I wish I were rich, so I'd have lots of girls...

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  9. It's always something :) you have to buy the things that make you happy.. like I am about to enjoy a delicious latte.

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  10. it could take some time till the global financial crisis is over... clever ^^

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  11. Right on! Good for you. Gender equality is important!

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  12. @all: Well, I see the guys having my back. :D But no, this is not about my gf. I mean, yeah, I pay for everything when I'm with her, but I think that's ok. I'm old fashioned that way. But now, my female friends (which I have a lot) started to expect me to pay for stuff. No way, Jose!

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  13. Just wait until they want jewelry. That's a whole separate ring of hell, my friend.

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  14. Haha so true... thankfully my ladyfriend is determined to be independent and has a job, so we can spend money equally on each other.

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  15. Didn't the whole women's rights movement mean they're supposed to pay for these things themselves anyway?

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  16. Way to go! I don't really have a problem with this (because my friends want to pay for themselves), but I'd do the same if I were you.

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  17. I'm used to women buying stuff for me. Because I'm awesome and they want me

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  18. if you dont buy a ticket, you can't take the ride.

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  19. I love this! the number of times i end up paying! Its not even fair!!

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  20. Haha is it bad I think this everyday? Good stuff +1

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  21. It's kind of funny, but I'm afraid that the ladies might not like it. Generally speaking of course...It's possible, however, that the woman you eventually marry would be attracted to your avant garde style and eat it up.

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  22. I just came here since you followed me... but then I read that. All my love, you sir are a scholar and a gentleman.

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  23. The best thing I have heard since forever! "] I agree Amen!

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  24. But I like spoiling my girlfriend. :(

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  25. well said good sir, well said.

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  26. CHURCH!

    Chivalry is just a form of sexism that gets accepted because it's convenient for them. You can't bark about getting treated as equals then looking at me like a jerk for expecting you to pay for your own meal.

    I will say it feels good to be able to spoil someone -sometimes- but it should work both ways. I don't like all that double standard business.

    I heard this saying along the lines of 'The difference between sex for free and sex for money is sex for free usually costs a lot more.'

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  27. @all: Well, you may or may not like this (I noticed that I got very few female comments) but I'm going through with it. It's one thing to pay for my girlfriend but why would I pay for my female friends? Equality goes both ways.

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  28. I like your writing style. By the way that was a good one...

    I am doing social work not as great as your's but running a small site which provides 100% Free Matrimonial Service

    Thank you.

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