I'm going flat huntning again, so I might not be here for a couple of days (but feel free to leave a comment so I know you were thinking of me and I'll be sure to follow you all up when I get back); cross them fingers!
We carry you in our thoughts always. Actually I worked at an apartment leasing office for a while. Just remember that these people are pretty much the scum of the Earth, they don't care about you, and the only thing that matters to them is having a tenant that will pay all their bills on time. You should try to make yourself appear responsible, confident, and organized. However, what's -really- important is that you have money. Even if you don't, pretend you do (without outright lying.) Turn "I'm unemployed right now" to "I've got a few jobs lined up." Turn "My parents were gonna help me pay a little" to "My parents are loaded, so payment won't be a problem." Turn "Oh, I get by" to "I have plenty of money, it's not really an issue for me." Times you can't lie are when they ask for proof, like when you apply. The place I worked at wanted tenants to make 3 times as much rent a month. In other words, if you wanted to live in a 1000/month apartment you had to make 3000$ a month. Not all places are so strict but having a job helps. If you don't have a job you may need a co-sign, unless they believe you that you have lots of money saved up (I don't think they can look into your bank account, so it probably doesn't hurt to tell them this.) Finally, remember, these people are shallow, so look really good. Wear expensive clothes or something, whatever. It's all about money. If your not getting it form a leasing office than just ignore this lol, but if anyones ever in that market, heed the advice.
wait i'm a lil confused, are you a girl or a boy? i thought you're a girl but why are some guys calling you 'bro'? lol. in any case, i enjoy reading your one liners!
Good luck with that bro. Hope this time they won't mind about you being too manly for a flat
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ReplyDeleteWe carry you in our thoughts always. Actually I worked at an apartment leasing office for a while. Just remember that these people are pretty much the scum of the Earth, they don't care about you, and the only thing that matters to them is having a tenant that will pay all their bills on time. You should try to make yourself appear responsible, confident, and organized. However, what's -really- important is that you have money. Even if you don't, pretend you do (without outright lying.) Turn "I'm unemployed right now" to "I've got a few jobs lined up." Turn "My parents were gonna help me pay a little" to "My parents are loaded, so payment won't be a problem." Turn "Oh, I get by" to "I have plenty of money, it's not really an issue for me." Times you can't lie are when they ask for proof, like when you apply. The place I worked at wanted tenants to make 3 times as much rent a month. In other words, if you wanted to live in a 1000/month apartment you had to make 3000$ a month. Not all places are so strict but having a job helps. If you don't have a job you may need a co-sign, unless they believe you that you have lots of money saved up (I don't think they can look into your bank account, so it probably doesn't hurt to tell them this.) Finally, remember, these people are shallow, so look really good. Wear expensive clothes or something, whatever. It's all about money.
ReplyDeleteIf your not getting it form a leasing office than just ignore this lol, but if anyones ever in that market, heed the advice.
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that fragment in the parenthesis is a run-on since you forgot to put a comma before the word "and". Haha.
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