Wednesday, 26 January 2011

DNA ruined my day

Flat searching is a bit sexist; apparently, I'm one vagina short of an apartment.
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88 comments:

  1. The Latest Movie Trailers26 January 2011 at 11:20

    i wish you luck

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  2. HSP26 January 2011 at 11:29

    Sorry to hear that man.

    Thanks for supporting my blog btw! I'm returning the favour ;)

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  3. Telia Tuli26 January 2011 at 11:43

    haha.
    had to read that a couple times to get it.

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  4. Chris26 January 2011 at 11:50

    I dont get it :(

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  5. my day in a sentence26 January 2011 at 12:01

    @The Latest Movie Trailer: Thank you, mate! :)
    @HSP: So am I. But I'll find something. :S
    @Telia Tuli: :D
    @Chris: It's simple. I'm searching for a new place for the next semester. And most of the flat owners that are leasing out their apartments want female tennants. Not male. Female. :S

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  6. Abdyli Interests26 January 2011 at 12:25

    haaaaaaa i loled at this so much. who knows though, put on a wig, might do the trick?

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  7. my day in a sentence26 January 2011 at 12:32

    I'd look like Freddie in I want to break free! :D

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  8. Ugh26 January 2011 at 13:35

    yeah get a bra stuff it with socks get a wig. You'll have a nice apartment in no time

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  9. my day in a sentence26 January 2011 at 13:43

    To be perfectly honest, I've been thinking about sending my gf to talk with the flat owners so they'd think she'd live in it. :D

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  10. Dustee26 January 2011 at 14:23

    Sorry to hear that. Sending your gf might be a good idea if they really are that sexist, but from the sounds of it, Id check the flat for small holes in the bathroom/bedroom walls.

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  11. Jordan26 January 2011 at 14:30

    "To be perfectly honest, I've been thinking about sending my gf to talk with the flat owners so they'd think she'd live in it. :D "

    ^^GOOD IDEA :)

    ectomorphmuscle.blogspot.com

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  12. Vapor26 January 2011 at 14:49

    Truer words have never been spoken.

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  13. Sly26 January 2011 at 15:18

    Lol so true!
    Following for more one line goodness

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  14. Fang26 January 2011 at 15:55

    Oh flat owners, you such perverts.

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  15. my day in a sentence26 January 2011 at 16:28

    @Dustee: I always wondered why they prefer girls; that just might me it. O_o
    @Jordan: But, you know, they'd find out eventually.
    @Vapor: :D
    @Sly: Thanks! :)
    @Fang: They really are! :D

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  16. temptation26 January 2011 at 16:30

    I would get it without your explanation. Now I say: Great!

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  17. my day in a sentence26 January 2011 at 16:32

    Well, this is how things go here in Croatia. :D

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  18. Mike26 January 2011 at 16:38

    lol wear a wig and stuff ur shirt next time

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  19. my day in a sentence26 January 2011 at 16:39

    Ugh. Who knows? :D

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  20. my day in a sentence26 January 2011 at 17:10

    Thank you, mate! :)

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  21. Anonymous26 January 2011 at 17:26

    You are probably better off not in a flat like that anyway, they sound like the type of people that would creep on you.

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  22. MetallicaFan45926 January 2011 at 17:27

    That sucks like. I'm about to start looking for a flat for September-time, and I hope this sort of thing doesn't happen to me too often

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  23. Lendo Khar26 January 2011 at 17:30

    Wow, I have seen ads like that in my country. Students wanted to rent a flat close to the university and those were girls only, wonder why.

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  24. my day in a sentence26 January 2011 at 17:34

    @Jamie: I know. But, to be honest, most of the good flats (maybe I should say "good") here are to be lent to females. :S
    @MetallicaFan459: Good luck; I hope you have it better off than me. :/
    @Lendo Khar: Dunno, mate. :/

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  25. Poetry of the Day26 January 2011 at 17:40

    yea me to man, feels bad

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  26. Zakk26 January 2011 at 17:44

    aww sorry to hear that! :(

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  27. Calamari26 January 2011 at 17:47

    That's redonkulous. Good luck anyway, I know what it's like trying to find an apartment.

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  28. my day in a sentence26 January 2011 at 17:52

    @Poetry of the Day: It does, bro. :/
    @Zoe: Thanks for the support.
    @Calamari: Thank you, mate.

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  29. DesignAndLaugh26 January 2011 at 18:39

    Next time it comes to negotiations, whip it out and you should be golden. No one can resist it.

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  30. Anonymous26 January 2011 at 18:59

    I dig the blog! Following :)
    And good luck with acquiring that vagina...

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  31. Anonymous26 January 2011 at 19:04

    I hope everything works for the best :)

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  32. my day in a sentence26 January 2011 at 19:07

    @Rick S., thenitefalls: Thank you! :)

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  33. DutchAnon26 January 2011 at 19:15

    Too bad man, hope you find an appartment though.

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  34. Bart26 January 2011 at 19:17

    thug life

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  35. my day in a sentence26 January 2011 at 19:18

    @DutchAnon: Thanks, mate, I really appreciate it.
    @Bart: You said it, bro. :S

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  36. Delthra Phicorn26 January 2011 at 19:24

    Hmm, I'm going to need to talk to some land owners soon about getting a place for myself. I'll have to keep this in mind. Thanks "my day", and to everyone commenting.

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  37. my day in a sentence26 January 2011 at 19:29

    No problem, mate! :)

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  38. RedHeadRob26 January 2011 at 19:41

    I know how you feel dude, you need a girl roommate sometimes just to GET an apartment.

    On the plus side, the shower will always be super clean with a girl roommate.

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  39. my day in a sentence26 January 2011 at 19:42

    Yeah, but my gf would have a huge problem with that. :D

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  40. GADAFINY26 January 2011 at 19:53

    Too bad bro, hope you find an appartment

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  41. my day in a sentence26 January 2011 at 19:55

    Thanks, mate.

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  42. tempotonic26 January 2011 at 20:30

    Good luck, I know it can be hard for us guys to find a nice place.

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  43. mrecan26 January 2011 at 20:31

    damn this is the real sexism man. why wouldnt someone rent their apartment to a guy without thinking something bad would happen

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  44. Derek26 January 2011 at 20:37

    love your blog following for more
    check out mine if you got a chance

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  45. my day in a sentence26 January 2011 at 20:46

    @temptonic: Thanks, broseph. :)
    @mrecan: Dunno, mate. :S
    @Derek: I will, thanks. :)

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  46. Tsipise26 January 2011 at 21:03

    ask a friend to come along. Might be funny too.

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  47. my day in a sentence26 January 2011 at 21:10

    Ugh. Can't imagine flat hunting being fun. :D

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  48. Arcita26 January 2011 at 21:10

    lol i should've made a blog like this. this seems much easier than what i'm doing. i also have a sneaking suspicion that nobody is reading my posts haha.

    great thoughts though. subscribed

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  49. my day in a sentence26 January 2011 at 21:37

    Well, you know, you write about what you love and in a manner that suits you. This is something I enjoy. :)
    And thank you! :)

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  50. Justsayin'26 January 2011 at 21:38

    lmao.

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  51. my day in a sentence26 January 2011 at 21:44

    :P

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  52. Anonymous26 January 2011 at 22:44

    That sucks man.

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  53. The Pokemon Master-er26 January 2011 at 22:48

    Aww, poor thing, I can rent u mine?

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  54. BlahCooCooBlah26 January 2011 at 22:49

    Sorry for your despair, sometimes I'm one penis short of getting a promotion at work :D

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  55. my day in a sentence26 January 2011 at 22:55

    @StockGuy: :S
    @The Pokemon Master-er: I'd love that, but I'm afraid you're a bit too far. ;)
    @BlahCooCooBlah: Oh, this made me laugh! :D

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  56. Chris26 January 2011 at 23:01

    Haha that's a great one liner though :)

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  57. my day in a sentence26 January 2011 at 23:02

    @Chris: They all are. B)

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  58. Audrey26 January 2011 at 23:14

    Thank you so much for the follow!

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  59. my day in a sentence26 January 2011 at 23:19

    No problem; I really like your blog! :)

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  60. Isaac26 January 2011 at 23:22

    Sounds about right actually, It's hard being a dude

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  61. Overthinker26 January 2011 at 23:24

    Wat.
    I don't understand, what could possibly be the difference between a female and male tenant. Silly sexist people.

    Well, I wish you luck on your apartment hunt.

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  62. Copyboy26 January 2011 at 23:32

    Wow! I didn't know V's could rent?

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  63. my day in a sentence26 January 2011 at 23:46

    @Isac: I think so too; women have it better nowadays! :S
    @Overthinker: They obviously think that a male tennant would orgy, wreck the place, I dunno... So not fair. :S
    @Copyboy: Sure they can! :D

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  64. Ada27 January 2011 at 00:06

    Hahahaha!

    The weird thing is that I've never seen people advertising for a *male* roommate, only for *female*. I wonder why?

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  65. my day in a sentence27 January 2011 at 00:11

    'Cause only women have flats to begin with! :D

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  66. Jakob27 January 2011 at 00:50

    Women get it pretttyyy easy. lol. following. If you like music check my blog out it's gonna be good. eclecticismal.blogspot.com

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  67. my day in a sentence27 January 2011 at 00:58

    No problem, mate, I'll check it out.

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  68. juicebox27 January 2011 at 02:14

    Hahaha yeah man. Women do have it easier to get stuff. Dat sex appeal.

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  69. my day in a sentence27 January 2011 at 02:17

    And they say it's a man's world. :D

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  70. Blops Killer27 January 2011 at 02:38

    Ha took me a few read throughs but still clever nonetheless. Good Job!

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  71. Anonymous27 January 2011 at 02:53

    Good luck man and I'm following

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  72. my day in a sentence27 January 2011 at 02:55

    Thanks, mate! :)

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  73. Aprlmbrns27 January 2011 at 03:28

    This is a good one ahah! Thats so funny :D

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  74. Casey Jacobson27 January 2011 at 03:52

    hahaha, damn women!

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  75. Das Auto!27 January 2011 at 04:04

    I hear you can get a good deal on a balls condominium these days...

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  76. AbstractReality27 January 2011 at 05:19

    Following back. I also really like the concept of this blog, lol.

    http://abstract--reality.blogspot.com

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  77. Zach27 January 2011 at 06:00

    ouch man. Thats rough. If you went to Pitt you could come live with me ;)

    -Zach
    evanztories.blogspot.com
    ducks2nucks.blogspot.com

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  78. Con Queso27 January 2011 at 06:45

    lol, I'm not surprised...well keep searching and good luck.

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  79. radness4life27 January 2011 at 07:37

    awww man that sucks. I hate being a vagina short of anything.

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  80. Maria27 January 2011 at 08:09

    i like the idea of just one sentence a day. i'd definitely look forward to your witty lines!

    following you,
    Maria :)

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  81. The Game Store Guy27 January 2011 at 09:13

    I think they have a surgery for that...

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  82. Me27 January 2011 at 10:58

    Bring a plastic model lol!

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  83. my day in a sentence27 January 2011 at 11:14

    @Aprlmbrns, AbstractReality: Glad you like it! :)
    @Caseyj354: Is there such a thing like feminism for dudes? :D
    @Das Auto!: :D
    @Zach: Nonetheless, I appreciate the offer.
    @Con Queso: Thanks! :)
    @radness4life: So do I. :S
    @Maria: Thank you! :)
    @The Game Store Guy: O_o Nevah!!! :D
    @Alan: :D

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  84. Unknown28 January 2011 at 23:22

    Ha its so true. And then on top of it no drinking, smoking, partying, pets, masturbating, snoring...its so blah.

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  85. my day in a sentence31 January 2011 at 04:53

    Exactly! You know it, mate! :S

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  86. stan31 January 2011 at 18:28

    haha i don't have that problem

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  87. my day in a sentence31 January 2011 at 21:29

    Lucky you. :D

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  88. LunaSihne25 February 2011 at 01:34

    Haha. Now you know how I feel!
    Just kidding.

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