Wednesday, 26 January 2011

DNA ruined my day

Flat searching is a bit sexist; apparently, I'm one vagina short of an apartment.

93 comments:

  1. Sorry to hear that man.

    Thanks for supporting my blog btw! I'm returning the favour ;)

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  2. haha.
    had to read that a couple times to get it.

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  3. @The Latest Movie Trailer: Thank you, mate! :)
    @HSP: So am I. But I'll find something. :S
    @Telia Tuli: :D
    @Chris: It's simple. I'm searching for a new place for the next semester. And most of the flat owners that are leasing out their apartments want female tennants. Not male. Female. :S

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  4. haaaaaaa i loled at this so much. who knows though, put on a wig, might do the trick?

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  5. I'd look like Freddie in I want to break free! :D

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  6. yeah get a bra stuff it with socks get a wig. You'll have a nice apartment in no time

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  7. To be perfectly honest, I've been thinking about sending my gf to talk with the flat owners so they'd think she'd live in it. :D

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  8. Sorry to hear that. Sending your gf might be a good idea if they really are that sexist, but from the sounds of it, Id check the flat for small holes in the bathroom/bedroom walls.

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  9. "To be perfectly honest, I've been thinking about sending my gf to talk with the flat owners so they'd think she'd live in it. :D "

    ^^GOOD IDEA :)

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  10. Truer words have never been spoken.

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  11. Lol so true!
    Following for more one line goodness

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  12. Oh flat owners, you such perverts.

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  13. @Dustee: I always wondered why they prefer girls; that just might me it. O_o
    @Jordan: But, you know, they'd find out eventually.
    @Vapor: :D
    @Sly: Thanks! :)
    @Fang: They really are! :D

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  14. I would get it without your explanation. Now I say: Great!

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  15. Well, this is how things go here in Croatia. :D

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  16. lol wear a wig and stuff ur shirt next time

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  17. You are probably better off not in a flat like that anyway, they sound like the type of people that would creep on you.

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  18. That sucks like. I'm about to start looking for a flat for September-time, and I hope this sort of thing doesn't happen to me too often

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  19. Wow, I have seen ads like that in my country. Students wanted to rent a flat close to the university and those were girls only, wonder why.

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  20. @Jamie: I know. But, to be honest, most of the good flats (maybe I should say "good") here are to be lent to females. :S
    @MetallicaFan459: Good luck; I hope you have it better off than me. :/
    @Lendo Khar: Dunno, mate. :/

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  21. aww sorry to hear that! :(

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  22. That's redonkulous. Good luck anyway, I know what it's like trying to find an apartment.

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  23. @Poetry of the Day: It does, bro. :/
    @Zoe: Thanks for the support.
    @Calamari: Thank you, mate.

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  24. Next time it comes to negotiations, whip it out and you should be golden. No one can resist it.

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  25. I dig the blog! Following :)
    And good luck with acquiring that vagina...

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  26. I hope everything works for the best :)

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  27. @Rick S., thenitefalls: Thank you! :)

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  28. Too bad man, hope you find an appartment though.

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  29. @DutchAnon: Thanks, mate, I really appreciate it.
    @Bart: You said it, bro. :S

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  30. Hmm, I'm going to need to talk to some land owners soon about getting a place for myself. I'll have to keep this in mind. Thanks "my day", and to everyone commenting.

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  31. I know how you feel dude, you need a girl roommate sometimes just to GET an apartment.

    On the plus side, the shower will always be super clean with a girl roommate.

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  32. Yeah, but my gf would have a huge problem with that. :D

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  33. Too bad bro, hope you find an appartment

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  34. Good luck, I know it can be hard for us guys to find a nice place.

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  35. damn this is the real sexism man. why wouldnt someone rent their apartment to a guy without thinking something bad would happen

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  36. love your blog following for more
    check out mine if you got a chance

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  37. @temptonic: Thanks, broseph. :)
    @mrecan: Dunno, mate. :S
    @Derek: I will, thanks. :)

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  38. ask a friend to come along. Might be funny too.

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  39. Ugh. Can't imagine flat hunting being fun. :D

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  40. lol i should've made a blog like this. this seems much easier than what i'm doing. i also have a sneaking suspicion that nobody is reading my posts haha.

    great thoughts though. subscribed

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  41. Well, you know, you write about what you love and in a manner that suits you. This is something I enjoy. :)
    And thank you! :)

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  42. Sorry for your despair, sometimes I'm one penis short of getting a promotion at work :D

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  43. @StockGuy: :S
    @The Pokemon Master-er: I'd love that, but I'm afraid you're a bit too far. ;)
    @BlahCooCooBlah: Oh, this made me laugh! :D

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  44. Haha that's a great one liner though :)

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  45. No problem; I really like your blog! :)

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  46. Sounds about right actually, It's hard being a dude

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  47. Wat.
    I don't understand, what could possibly be the difference between a female and male tenant. Silly sexist people.

    Well, I wish you luck on your apartment hunt.

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  48. Wow! I didn't know V's could rent?

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  49. @Isac: I think so too; women have it better nowadays! :S
    @Overthinker: They obviously think that a male tennant would orgy, wreck the place, I dunno... So not fair. :S
    @Copyboy: Sure they can! :D

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  50. Hahahaha!

    The weird thing is that I've never seen people advertising for a *male* roommate, only for *female*. I wonder why?

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  51. 'Cause only women have flats to begin with! :D

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  52. Women get it pretttyyy easy. lol. following. If you like music check my blog out it's gonna be good. eclecticismal.blogspot.com

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  53. Hahaha yeah man. Women do have it easier to get stuff. Dat sex appeal.

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  54. Ha took me a few read throughs but still clever nonetheless. Good Job!

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  55. This is a good one ahah! Thats so funny :D

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  56. I hear you can get a good deal on a balls condominium these days...

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  57. Following back. I also really like the concept of this blog, lol.

    http://abstract--reality.blogspot.com

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  58. ouch man. Thats rough. If you went to Pitt you could come live with me ;)

    -Zach
    evanztories.blogspot.com
    ducks2nucks.blogspot.com

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  59. lol, I'm not surprised...well keep searching and good luck.

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  60. awww man that sucks. I hate being a vagina short of anything.

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  61. i like the idea of just one sentence a day. i'd definitely look forward to your witty lines!

    following you,
    Maria :)

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  62. I think they have a surgery for that...

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  63. Bring a plastic model lol!

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  64. @Aprlmbrns, AbstractReality: Glad you like it! :)
    @Caseyj354: Is there such a thing like feminism for dudes? :D
    @Das Auto!: :D
    @Zach: Nonetheless, I appreciate the offer.
    @Con Queso: Thanks! :)
    @radness4life: So do I. :S
    @Maria: Thank you! :)
    @The Game Store Guy: O_o Nevah!!! :D
    @Alan: :D

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  65. Ha its so true. And then on top of it no drinking, smoking, partying, pets, masturbating, snoring...its so blah.

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  66. haha i don't have that problem

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  67. Haha. Now you know how I feel!
    Just kidding.

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