Monday, 10 October 2011

I don't like them apples. :(

I'm just gonna say this out loud: I think that Steve Jobs faked his death.

(just in case I'm wrong: Steve, rock in peace :'()

33 comments:

  1. I think there is no reason to fake it. :P

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  2. I don't think he faked it though I find it controversial he died right before the new phone's release. If anything I reckon his death was maybe brought forward, maybe he was worth more to Apple alive than he was dead. It's something to think about. iPhone 5 will be able to sell itself, iPhone 4S might have needed a little help.

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  3. just like michael jackson and elvis... and jesus, too

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  4. there is a space station where they all play cards...

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  5. ..... I would be careful around this area....

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  6. beware... his ghost will haunt you in your dreams~ O_o

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  7. I don't think he did. He was pretty fucked up already. If you saw his photos, he didn't have much time left.

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  8. Naaaaaa dude... He s gone.. MJ on the contrary i feel faked it..!!

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  9. Bill Gates: I'm a PC
    Steve Jobs: And I'm a Mac
    Bill Gates: It is easy to replace parts that fail inside me.
    Steve Jobs: ....

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  10. did he fake his chinese employees' deaths too?

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  11. With all the buzz around Apple after his death, it kinda seems like a big figure dying gets a lot of attention. It always makes me wonder if some company will fake it one day for a publicity stunt and suffer massive backlash

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  12. And that is how you make people post and visit back regularly. You've got it down pat, sir.

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  13. He returned back to his planet.

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  14. 2PAC is alive too! I just know it!

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  15. Lol, I think you are overtheoring

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  16. I'll miss Steve Jobs. He did a lot of good. Not just Apple, but Pixar! I guess it would be sort of nice (in a twisted way) if he faked his death. At least he'd still be around!

    ~ Angela
    grahamandangela.blogspot.com

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  17. I doubt it, considering how sick he was.

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  19. that would be great if cancer didn't kill

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  20. The man was brilliant enough to have done whatever the fuck he wanted to do. Rest in peace...

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  21. Faking his own death and coming back in 6 months will be more than enough to cause Apple stock to skyrocket.

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  22. As much as I hate Apple, I don't think Steve Jobs can fake cancer.

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  23. A friend of mine faked cancer to get money. :/

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  24. @all: Oh, come on, people, think outside the box. Most of you say that, no, he didn't fake his death 'cause he was sick. Well, if he faked his death, he had to fake his illness too! I mean, we're talking about an all- work- no- play guy here; maybe he just wanted his well eared rest.

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