Oh yeah!

I'm currently experiencing a rare phenomenon known as a good beard day (and, on the side note, if you ladies out there think you have it bad with your bad hair days, you don't know the half of it) so I'm gonna go outside and parade it out like I'm the great Jack Sparrow himself and the rum isn't gone. :)

(What do Brad Pitt and I have in common? We're both pulling off the hobo look!)

Crisps gone bad

When God was giving away cooking talents, I was in the line for social social awkwardness. (-_-#)

(this guy right here is my exact opposite when it comes to cooking)

Catching Z's

After a night of hard liquor, comes a day of tender sleep.

We're going down.

Lately, honesty seems to be the hardest word around here. -.-'

Mhm. -.-'

Lemme tell you, it really sucks to start your morning off with a facebook inbox argument with a bloke who doesn't know his head from his rear, in front of 20 of your mates. -.-'

I'll make this one rhyme. ;D

Hurray, hurray, my 50th post- today! :D :)

Oh, happy day!

If there is one thing I love on the world wide web, it's networking. Meeting new people, talking to strangers... I simply love it!

It's one of my favorite things to do here on blogspot as well.

That being said, you can only imagine my delight when I saw this:

"BTW...I made you blog of the day."

Yup, people, somebody actually made me blog of the day, imagine that!

The name is Copyboy and he runs this neat little blog (well, not that little, counting almost 900 followers at the moment). If you're in for a laugh, check it out; this guy right here is the perfect cure for your afternoon boredom.

So, dear Copyboy, thank you very much for making me blog of the day; you've made one little blogger very happy. :) 

How does that even happen?!

I just recieved a letter saying I'm being sued by the national railway company for getting cought without a train ticket in a town I've never heard of (or even visited, for that matter); Denny Crane mode: on!

Help wanted!

So, a fellow blogger of mine, the young and talented Leila, has been trying to do a good thing lately.

A brother of her friend, Kei Usami, has suffered a spinal cord injury which left him paralyzed waist down. As you can imagine, the treatment for such an injury is a bit pricey. So his family needs all the help they can get.

What can you do?

Well, for starters, you might head over to the facebook support page and show the people they're not alone on this one.

And, maybe, you could spread the word; tweet, talk about it on your blog.

And, finally, maybe, just maybe, all of this will be seen by someone with some spare change in their pocket and we'll raise some money for the cause. You never know.

Remember, people, one world! :)

Tasty

I'm having fish and chips for dinner, but instead of fish I haven't slept in days and instead of chips this summer sucks.

Three words and two brackets

(Drunk) sudoku tournament.

Sleep depraved

Dear Mr. Life, I would like to thank you for making me a huge meteoropath and a full- moon- insomniac; it really *is* better when after a day of feeling like a sweaty, tired turd you get no sleep whatsoever. -.-'

(pictures that express exactly how I feel by bettyswallow@wordpress)

I blame MTV

I was going through my old, dusty, forgotten winamp playlists folder on my old, dusty, forgotten used- to- be- a- beast- PC and came to a surprising revelation: I listened to way better music back in highschool than I do now. :s

Kudos to me!

After writing about a wine jugging pill popping nymphomaniac poor man's Bukowski, my completely and utterly tech savvy mother, that delightful symphony of aromas that is Irish coffee, my gold digging female friends with very abstract ideas of gender equality, one Freddie Mercury, the great blacksmith of rock and of the utter boredom I dare to call a Saturday, this post rounds up my first ever posting- every- day week! :)

 (picture by textsfromlasthunt@tumblr)

God, I'm bored.

Good God, I haven't had such a boring day in months and, believe you me, hours feel like years right about now; oh, well, stumble it is. -.-' :D

Yet another post about Haunter and moustaches :D

You may (well, you should) remember one of my older (actually, it was last week; maybe "recent" would be better?) posts where I started out with Haunter's illustration of my blog and ended up blabbering about my love for moustaches. You do? You don't? Well, it doesn't matter anyways. 'Cause, you know, nothing really matters, anyone can see...

What's that? Did I just quote the great queen of cool and the duke of awesomeness, Freddie Mercury? Why, I think I did!

How convinient! For, when Haunter asked us, the followers of his blog and the supporters of his magnificent work, to state what we'd like to see drawn in a silly manner only he can provide, I said: the manliest moustaches ever to walk this galaxy!
Also, on that note, do you think aliens have moustaches? O_o
But I digress.

When asked upon, this is what Haunter provided:

I'm guessing this is from the Live Aid 1985. concert, or the Queen 1986. concert, both held on Wembley. This is when the rock history was made. Freddie slayed.

On this one, there's really no doubt; this is Freddies everyday apparel. Nah, just kidding. This is from the Queen I want to break free video, released in 1984. Fun fact: the video was banned on American MTV (shame on you!) until 1991. 'cause Freddie and the gang wore women's clothing in it.

And this is Freddie simply being awesome. :D

I think Haunter was spot on with the looks; dear friend, thank you once again. :)

And, to conclude this post, just a small moustache trivia:

Did you know that the Chupa Chups logo was designed in 1969. by the great Salvador Dali?

Didn't think so. :P

Cheers! :)

Public service announcement

Dear women of the world, I do not possess the monetary capacities to keep up with your wishes and demands so, until the great global financial crisis is all but forgotten, feel free to buy your own cupcakes, muffins, concert tickets, caffe macchiatos and all other various whatnots you seem to enjoy and which I end up paying.

Rain again

Not much to do today but have a seat down with my mates and talk absolute gibberish over a nice big mug of Irish coffee. :)

The queen mother

My mother, who uses her computer (solely) to play PopCap games, check her yahoo mail (not even gmail! -.-') and (once a month) winamp decided she *needs* (not wants, needs!) a new laptop; I'm open for suggestions. -.-'

Californication marathon!

Fun fact: I have this slight tendency of channeling the main character of the TV show I'm involved with at the time (and that would be ok if I didn't enjoy House or Californication as much as I do). :D :S

This and that

Yeah, yeah, I know, this is my second more- than- one- sentence post in a row. But, you know, it's the weekend and, on the weekends, I like to get a little crazy. Loco.

So...

There's this dude. He runs the Haunter's Fun Blog. What I like about him is that he blogs about blogs. That's really cool. Dare I say, he's one slick cat.

The man gets his kicks out of drawing other fellow bloggers. And, in one of his posts, he featured me!

So, without further ado, I give you Mona My Day In A Sentence!

(by Haunter's Fun Blog)

This is really cool. I am in no way Mexican, despite my love for tequila and Spanish swear words. Nor am I a cactus. But the dude is spot on with the moustache.

Yes, I am a moustache man. Tally- ho, good evening, chaps and all that jazz.

So help yourself to some free moustache!

 

(courtesy of freemoustache.com)

Thank you for listening.

Dionysus

So, the other day, right after I spent a ridiculous amount of money on second hand books, I embarked on a little back- to- nature type of journey where I was accompanied by a couple of my mates.

One of those mates happens to own this cute little vineyard right in the middle of nowhere so the spur- of- the- moment decision was easily made and the sails were set.

The only problem was, if you can call that a problem at all, that we overrated both our drinking and eating capacities so we had too much of everything. That is the main reason why our one day trip became a six days trip.

That being said, the appropriate one- liner for today would be:

Kids, if you're gonna party like it's 1999, be prepared for the January the 1st 2000 hangover. -.-'

Time/ money well spent!

I just found out that there's this cute little flea- market- books- only event being held just down my street so this day suddenly went from uneventful to uneventful with books! :)