Dear women of the world, I do not possess the monetary capacities to keep up with your wishes and demands so, until the great global financial crisis is all but forgotten, feel free to buy your own cupcakes, muffins, concert tickets, caffe macchiatos and all other various whatnots you seem to enjoy and which I end up paying.
lol. what a lack of gallantry :D
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Amen.
ReplyDeleteI hear you there broO!!
ReplyDeleteYou're obviously unlucky. My girlfriend flat-out refuses to let me buy things for her. I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteSo true...
ReplyDeleteWhy oh why! Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteBut I don't believe in one party paying the bills all the time.
Straight up, nut up, you're not balling if you're buying everything.
ReplyDeleteHench
I'm glad I go for cheap women.
ReplyDeleteCough.
lol
ReplyDeleteI wish I were rich, so I'd have lots of girls...
It's always something :) you have to buy the things that make you happy.. like I am about to enjoy a delicious latte.
ReplyDeleteit could take some time till the global financial crisis is over... clever ^^
ReplyDeleteRight on! Good for you. Gender equality is important!
ReplyDelete@all: Well, I see the guys having my back. :D But no, this is not about my gf. I mean, yeah, I pay for everything when I'm with her, but I think that's ok. I'm old fashioned that way. But now, my female friends (which I have a lot) started to expect me to pay for stuff. No way, Jose!
ReplyDeleteJust wait until they want jewelry. That's a whole separate ring of hell, my friend.
ReplyDeleteHaha so true... thankfully my ladyfriend is determined to be independent and has a job, so we can spend money equally on each other.
ReplyDeleteDidn't the whole women's rights movement mean they're supposed to pay for these things themselves anyway?
ReplyDeleteWay to go! I don't really have a problem with this (because my friends want to pay for themselves), but I'd do the same if I were you.
ReplyDeletegirls are expensive
ReplyDeleteI'm used to women buying stuff for me. Because I'm awesome and they want me
ReplyDeleteif you dont buy a ticket, you can't take the ride.
ReplyDeleteI love this! the number of times i end up paying! Its not even fair!!
ReplyDeleteHaha is it bad I think this everyday? Good stuff +1
ReplyDeleteI buy you a muffin anytime!
ReplyDeleteIt's kind of funny, but I'm afraid that the ladies might not like it. Generally speaking of course...It's possible, however, that the woman you eventually marry would be attracted to your avant garde style and eat it up.
ReplyDeleteThis is very true.
ReplyDeleteTell it like it is man!
ReplyDeleteamen to that!
ReplyDeleteI just came here since you followed me... but then I read that. All my love, you sir are a scholar and a gentleman.
ReplyDeleteThe best thing I have heard since forever! "] I agree Amen!
ReplyDeleteBut I like spoiling my girlfriend. :(
ReplyDeleteRight on brother!
ReplyDeletewell said good sir, well said.
ReplyDeletePreach it!
ReplyDeleteCHURCH!
ReplyDeleteChivalry is just a form of sexism that gets accepted because it's convenient for them. You can't bark about getting treated as equals then looking at me like a jerk for expecting you to pay for your own meal.
I will say it feels good to be able to spoil someone -sometimes- but it should work both ways. I don't like all that double standard business.
I heard this saying along the lines of 'The difference between sex for free and sex for money is sex for free usually costs a lot more.'
@all: Well, you may or may not like this (I noticed that I got very few female comments) but I'm going through with it. It's one thing to pay for my girlfriend but why would I pay for my female friends? Equality goes both ways.
ReplyDeleteI like your writing style. By the way that was a good one...
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Thank you.