Tuesday, 27 September 2011

McFail

So, the last you have heard of me was about me staying in, right?
Well, I guess I should have stayed in the whole weekend.

Saturday comes and my girlfriend craves for some unhealthy food. She needs some McDonald's McLovin'.

Also, mind you, what does she care?! She has the body of one Blake Lively and is incapable of gaining any fat, no matter how much she eats.
I, on the other hand, am a bit different pair of sleeves.

But, I digress.

Anyhow, to cut a long story short, we take this God- awful menu just so she could get a glass. A cute glass, a blue one. But a glass, nonetheless.

And what do I get?

Diarrhea.
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31 comments:

  1. Damon27 September 2011 at 20:28

    does not sound good u.u

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  2. Life, Liberty and Accountability27 September 2011 at 20:48

    best post yet, sorry about the diarrhea though.

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  3. neatfit27 September 2011 at 21:08

    Sparked an idea for a daily post :), this is a nice one too.

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  4. Hasidic Plumber27 September 2011 at 21:11

    hahahaha been there. I'm not very fond of McD and gain weight pretty easily. My gf loooves it and i don't know how in the freaking worlds she remains the same weight always. Aaaaanyway, i hope you enjoyed your diarrhea, you sure lost the weight you gained eating there hahaha

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  5. Alexandria from "The Rolex Release"27 September 2011 at 21:11

    Oh no!!! I love McDonald's! But I'm sorry you are sick! Feel better soon! :)

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  6. D427 September 2011 at 21:26

    I shouldn't eat and read blogs at the same time.

    How DARE you mention McDonalds like that! Gross.

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  7. Bersercules27 September 2011 at 21:26

    I like when you sum up your day in one sentence but I'm glad you go all out with lots of sentences to tell us a diarrhea story!

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  8. Sub Radar (Mike)27 September 2011 at 21:28

    Oh man, yet another reason why I'll never eat McD's again...

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  9. Dalf27 September 2011 at 21:32

    Well, at least it will keep you from gaining weight.

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  10. Anonymous27 September 2011 at 21:44

    Man, I was eating!! D:

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  11. Outcast27 September 2011 at 21:48

    Sorry to hear about your illness buddy, I hope you feel better soon. Damn if those are the same blue glasses you guys have over here I can see why you wanted it so badly. I love those things.

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  12. HooP_OOted28 September 2011 at 00:16

    That sucks man. I can relate though. Fast food always makes me feel sick. Once you get away from it, you realize how gross it really is.

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  13. Anonymous28 September 2011 at 01:15

    HAHHAHA! I avoid fast food like it's gonna give me AIDS.

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  14. Mo28 September 2011 at 02:08

    I am actually addicted to McDonalds too, so I can't judge anyone. Oh btw I am not fat.

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  15. Rawr28 September 2011 at 03:10

    haha xD

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  16. Unknown28 September 2011 at 03:25

    This is too funny! Is it bad that I'm still a McDonalds fan?? They're putting lots of healthy stuff on their menu these days.

    ~ Angela
    grahamandangela.blogspot.com

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  17. Alababi28 September 2011 at 04:12

    post photos of your Blake Lively girlfriend ASAP bro !!!!

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  18. The Accidental Somebody28 September 2011 at 05:15

    Ahhh what we do for love! Sorry bout the shits, better luck next time?

    :)

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  19. Unknown28 September 2011 at 05:45

    I love McD's. Quarter Pounder, Fries and Milkshake, that's how i roll. Also i try to keep on a diet so i have McD's once or twice a month. The McD's got fresh ingredients..But it's full of fat and choristerol. I believe that it is something else that messed your stomach.

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  20. Jair28 September 2011 at 06:20

    XD damn sorry to hear that haha. And whew! that sounds like hot gal you got there. cheers!

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  21. J. Antonio28 September 2011 at 07:27

    Take a pill and get well :D

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  22. Max Power28 September 2011 at 07:55

    wow, blake lively,, nicely done!

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  23. Lana28 September 2011 at 08:00

    ahahahaha! :)) Well, I think that this blake lively body is stuck up in everyone's brain.including mine. I'm turning green from envy :))

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  24. A.28 September 2011 at 08:56

    <3

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  25. Shaw28 September 2011 at 10:09

    Hey, you didn't have to eat the food.

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  26. my day in a sentence28 September 2011 at 12:55

    @all: I think I'll be making a sweeping decision: never to eat at McDonald's again!

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  27. Calamari28 September 2011 at 14:20

    Referring to your above comment, that could be the best decision you'll ever make.

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  28. BlackLOG29 September 2011 at 01:17

    Now that's just shity....

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  29. theBALDguy29 September 2011 at 04:21

    the nuggets man, the mother f***in nuggets! nuff said!

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  30. my day in a sentence29 September 2011 at 15:42

    @C: I'm sticking to it! :D
    @B: Oh, yeah. :S
    @TPG: Never again, mate; never again. :D

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  31. Mich30 September 2011 at 17:38

    Yeah, Mccy-D's will do that.....

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