Tuesday, 27 September 2011

McFail

So, the last you have heard of me was about me staying in, right?
Well, I guess I should have stayed in the whole weekend.

Saturday comes and my girlfriend craves for some unhealthy food. She needs some McDonald's McLovin'.

Also, mind you, what does she care?! She has the body of one Blake Lively and is incapable of gaining any fat, no matter how much she eats.
I, on the other hand, am a bit different pair of sleeves.

But, I digress.

Anyhow, to cut a long story short, we take this God- awful menu just so she could get a glass. A cute glass, a blue one. But a glass, nonetheless.

And what do I get?

Diarrhea.

32 comments:

  1. best post yet, sorry about the diarrhea though.

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  2. Sparked an idea for a daily post :), this is a nice one too.

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  3. hahahaha been there. I'm not very fond of McD and gain weight pretty easily. My gf loooves it and i don't know how in the freaking worlds she remains the same weight always. Aaaaanyway, i hope you enjoyed your diarrhea, you sure lost the weight you gained eating there hahaha

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  4. Oh no!!! I love McDonald's! But I'm sorry you are sick! Feel better soon! :)

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  5. I shouldn't eat and read blogs at the same time.

    How DARE you mention McDonalds like that! Gross.

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  6. I like when you sum up your day in one sentence but I'm glad you go all out with lots of sentences to tell us a diarrhea story!

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  7. Oh man, yet another reason why I'll never eat McD's again...

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  8. Well, at least it will keep you from gaining weight.

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  9. Sorry to hear about your illness buddy, I hope you feel better soon. Damn if those are the same blue glasses you guys have over here I can see why you wanted it so badly. I love those things.

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  10. That sucks man. I can relate though. Fast food always makes me feel sick. Once you get away from it, you realize how gross it really is.

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  11. HAHHAHA! I avoid fast food like it's gonna give me AIDS.

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  12. I am actually addicted to McDonalds too, so I can't judge anyone. Oh btw I am not fat.

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  13. This is too funny! Is it bad that I'm still a McDonalds fan?? They're putting lots of healthy stuff on their menu these days.

    ~ Angela
    grahamandangela.blogspot.com

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  14. post photos of your Blake Lively girlfriend ASAP bro !!!!

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  15. Ahhh what we do for love! Sorry bout the shits, better luck next time?

    :)

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  16. I love McD's. Quarter Pounder, Fries and Milkshake, that's how i roll. Also i try to keep on a diet so i have McD's once or twice a month. The McD's got fresh ingredients..But it's full of fat and choristerol. I believe that it is something else that messed your stomach.

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  17. XD damn sorry to hear that haha. And whew! that sounds like hot gal you got there. cheers!

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  18. wow, blake lively,, nicely done!

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  19. ahahahaha! :)) Well, I think that this blake lively body is stuck up in everyone's brain.including mine. I'm turning green from envy :))

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  20. Hey, you didn't have to eat the food.

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  21. @all: I think I'll be making a sweeping decision: never to eat at McDonald's again!

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  22. Referring to your above comment, that could be the best decision you'll ever make.

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  23. the nuggets man, the mother f***in nuggets! nuff said!

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  24. @C: I'm sticking to it! :D
    @B: Oh, yeah. :S
    @TPG: Never again, mate; never again. :D

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  25. Yeah, Mccy-D's will do that.....

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